One of you can be an animal of any choice. The other is a dinosaur seeking therapy after the Vietnam War. Roleplay; COMMENCE.
You: I AWNT TO BE THE DINO
Stranger: im a ram
You: okay do you want to be my friend going to therapy with me?
Stranger: blow those ram horns joshua.
You: i will not timothy, they remind me of the horns i blew in the war, it scares me so
You: i need therapy timothy so i can blow your horns again
Stranger: sorry but thow hath no milk.
You: NO NOT THE MILK, I NEED THE MILK TO GET THROUGH THE DAY
Stranger: 5 a day keeps the pedophiles away.
Stranger: i enjoy bananas in snow.
You: i like to put chicken bones in my jello
Stranger: i enjoy beef bones in my muller light.
Stranger: crunchy yasee.
You: chicken is the way to go, less fat
You: i take my birth control pillls with chicken bones too
Stranger: all thoe a cow can walk upstairs it is impossible to walk down.
You: same with me, i cant walk down stairs, i have to ride on the railing and if they dont have one, i have a stranger carry me down
Stranger: flamingos have bright red milk.
You: hippos have pink milk