heykelleyrose

One of you can be an animal of any choice. The other is a dinosaur seeking therapy after the Vietnam War. Roleplay; COMMENCE.

You: YEs

You: I AWNT TO BE THE DINO

Stranger: im a ram

You: okay do you want to be my friend going to therapy with me?

Stranger: blow those ram horns joshua.

You: i will not timothy, they remind me of the horns i blew in the war, it scares me so

You: i need therapy timothy so i can blow your horns again

Stranger: sorry but thow hath no milk.

You: NO NOT THE MILK, I NEED THE MILK TO GET THROUGH THE DAY

You: *rampages*

Stranger: 5 a day keeps the pedophiles away.

You: rampages?

Stranger: i enjoy bananas in snow.

You: i like to put chicken bones in my jello

Stranger: i enjoy beef bones in my muller light.

Stranger: crunchy yasee.

You: chicken is the way to go, less fat

You: i take my birth control pillls with chicken bones too

Stranger: all thoe a cow can walk upstairs it is impossible to walk down.

You: same with me, i cant walk down stairs, i have to ride on the railing and if they dont have one, i have a stranger carry me down

Stranger: flamingos have bright red milk.

You: hippos have pink milk